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Monday, August 22, 2011

BIKINI - M I S H A P S

We've all been "that girl" or seen "that girl"  have a bikini mishap.  Tops being dragged down by rouge waves, bottoms half way to our knees after jumping off the diving board and into the pool.  What can you do about it?  Think ahead, pre- plan?  I guess not, life is just to unpredictable.  Just remember when you get knocked down by that wave, take a minuet to do a "suit" check.  Top where it belongs and in place?  Check.  Bottoms up and no tidbits hanging out?  Check.  Tie your strings tight when playing any kind of beach sport.  And always make sure you have a towel, shirt cover up something within in arms reach, just in case your little brother and his friends throw water balloons at you while sunbathing with your bikini strings untied.  Your brother's goal is to get you drenched and watch you totally freak out,  his friends goal is to see your ta ta's!  Enjoy the rest of your summer!

xxoo,
Windsor

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