Conquering the world one bikini at a time
Thursday, June 9, 2011
BIKINI - T H O N G
Did you know that thong bikini's are almost always designed to cover the genitals, pubic hair, anus, and perineum, and leave part or most of the buttocks uncovered? Nice descriptive words huh? Very clinical. I'll never forget the first time I saw a "thong" bikini. I knew this chick named Rena - she was an underage cocktail waitress from some exotic state - maybe Florida. She was cool and rumor had it she wore a "thong" bikini to the beach. Tan, blond and oh so cool, I was intrigued. In my crowd a thong was pretty risque and we were quick to talk behind her back. "OH MY GOD, did you hear Rena wears a thong bikini, in public, you know, at the beach?" Rumors were flying - she was a Hawaiian Tropic model, a stripper, living with a guy as old as her dad and a drug dealer to boot. We were dying of curiosity and smoldering with jealousy. And then one day it happened. Propped up in my recliner on the beach I was suddenly blinded by a white hot light of blond and a blazing pink bikini. Walking towards me, closer and closer she came....I was holding my breath, it was Rena. And as she passed by I quickly glanced at her backside. Oh! Really? Hmmm. Built into her bikini bottom was a jagged "jungle style" flap of matching fabric as wide as her ass. Fluttering in the wind showing bits of her tan butt and conveniently covering her "thong". So what's the lesson in all of this, shit I don't know, don't be a hater? She was a nice girl, eventually got busted for being an underage cocktail waitress and did live with a guy about seven years older - drug dealer unconfirmed. Bottom line, Rena rocked that bikini like no other girl on the beach, she totally owned it. So, I would like to end my story with a quote from Sisco, "Let me see that thong, Duh dun duh Duh dun duh Duh dun duh Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong "