No not me silly people, I have some toning up to do before that ever happens. Meet my mannequin, Nixie. Many thanks to my friend Kirsten who loaned her to me last year. When I brought her home I couldn't wait to take her out of the box. She was fabulous but missing two things - hair and a name. First I decided she was of German descent. So I went online and looked up German girl baby names. So many great names but Nixie caught my eye. Nixie means "water sprite" which I thought was quit fitting - sold. Second, she needed some hair and it needed to be beach fabulous. I found a blond wig and Oh la la Nixie was born! Oh how I love to dress Nixie up. It's a family affair. She puts up with a lot and she is very patient. She stands perfectly still while we humiliate her with fake moustaches (on her nether region - what can I say, I have little boys.) toy guns, knives, banana's and crazy get ups. But of course her main purpose is to model my glorious bikini's and if they don't look good on Nixie it's back to the drawing board.